Crazy Ass Mom Pulls Kids Teeth in Walmart Bathroom

 I have no idea what happens in someone's mind that suddenly makes them think things like this are acceptable. This is 100% child abuse and I hope this Mom gets the help she needs and the punishment she deserves. In the mean-time, I can guarantee you this kid will have a phobia of Dentists. Not to mention living with the memory of your Mom pulling your two upper front teeth in a Walmart bathroom. At least she used hand sanitizer, right?  Read the story here.

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Please pay off my Dumbass Speeding Ticket

 To all the people donating money to this genius, why? Why would you donate money for him to pay off his speeding ticket? When I posted this, he had already raised over $2100 with a $500 goal. He calls himself a dumbass, I call him a genius. He has created a trending gofundme campaign by breaking the law, bragging about it, and tugging on your Patriotic senses in the process. He has updated his original gofundme post to say that anything over the amount of the ticket will be donated to charity. Bravo to Logan Wright for that. If you donated before he made it known that he was donating to charity, that is a case of dumbassery. Read the whole story here...

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It IS a Sign! Just Say No!

Let me get this straight. He proposed to the woman on the hot air balloon and then the balloon crashed? That would be a big, "HELL NO"!! This is absolutely a sign! Someone talk to this lady and show her that when the love of your life proposes and then you're in a balloon crash and you DON'T DIE, that was your JUST WALK AWAY sign. Let's say you're about to walk into Walmart and a gunman runs out while taking a shot at the store. No one gets killed. Do you still walk on into the Walmart? OF COURSE NOT!!! Damn. Read the rest of the story here...

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Holy Shit! There's A Shark In My Boat!

That's what I would have said, or screamed if a Great White Shark dove into my boat. Right before I had my heart attack. What kind of weird ass luck do you have to have for a shark to jump in your boat in the ocean? Seriously, this man should have played the lottery that day instead of going fishing.
Props to the man for being all nonchalant about an effin' Great White Shark jumping in his boat. Here's what he had to say, "But really, it's not a great story, it's just a mundane thing that just happened and it's over and done with, but something that I'll remember".
Read the rest of the story here..
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